A few Dialogues

1.Maine toje piyar kia apne somoj ke  maine toje piyar kia apne samaj ke lakin tera bapne moje baja dia tobla samaj ke.

2.  Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,
hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai.

3. Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi 

4. Tofan bosore ek ek bar ashe jokhon ashe Bhagabano tar ostitto khoje paina.

5. Tum gujrati log kitne cute hote hai ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnaak kyun hota hai ... Dhokla Faafda Handva Thepla Khakra ... aise lagta hai koi missiles hai

6. Apun ne ek-sau-pundhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kum se kum dhai-sau hadi toh torela rahenga ... pun kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kissi ko sorry bola ... direct andar

7. Chhedi Singh, hum tumpe itne chhed karenge, ki confuje ho jaooge saas kaha se le aur paade kaha se"

8. Sala marbo ekhane lash porbe soshane.

 9. Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai

10.  Tomi veshi salak ne, ho veshi salak daikai to barir pisone adha biga mati beslam.

11. Kehte hain ki ...... Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.

12. Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se milaeya, thank you, thank you very much. Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon.

13. Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee World.

14.  " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."

15.  Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
sey tumhe gher liya hai "
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do "